"Mother Clucker" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
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$30.99
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You run the coop and everyone in it knows it. Whether you've got a backyard full of actual hens or just a houseful of people who won't stop asking where things are, this design was made for the one who keeps it all together — loudly, proudly, and without apology.
Bold vintage lettering spells out "MOTHER CLUCKER" above a stunningly detailed illustration of a proud hen standing her ground on a bed of straw and scattered feed. The feathers are rich with golden, amber, and deep teal tones, rendered with the kind of old-school illustrative craft that makes this more than a joke — it's a statement. The message is equal parts pun and power move: she clucks, she leads, she does not take nonsense.
Why people love it:
Chef's Kiss Pun: "Mother Clucker" lands the joke without crossing the line — wink-wink energy that everyone gets.
Artisan Detail: The hen illustration is richly layered with golden and teal featherwork that looks like it belongs in a vintage naturalist's sketchbook.
Proud Hen Energy: Built for women who own their role as the one who holds everything together — and clucks about it when necessary.
Vintage Attitude: Distressed lettering and a weathered texture give this design a lived-in, no-nonsense personality that matches yours.
Universal Laugh: Chicken people, farm lovers, and anyone with a sense of humor will get it instantly — no explanation required.
Perfect for: chicken keepers and backyard flock owners • mothers who own the chaos • farm and country lifestyle fans • anyone who loves a well-timed pun Grab this and let the whole yard know — the Mother Clucker is in charge.
"Mother Clucker" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
$30.99
Sale price
$30.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The fabric: Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel that gets better with every wash. Relaxed unisex fit. Available in sizes S–4XL.