"Mormon is a Victory for Satan" Garment-Dyed Hoodie

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	21.00	23.00	25.00	26.50	28.00	29.50
Length, in	27.50	28.50	29.50	30.50	31.50	32.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	31.50	33.50	35.25	36.75	38.25	39.25

You've been told the Book of Mormon is just a musical. You know better — and so does Satan, apparently. This shirt is for the one who's done pretending that reading ancient scripture is anything less than a full-on spiritual battleground. This bold graphic features the word MORMON in massive blue retro lettering, with a grinning cartoon devil peeking out from behind the letters, trident in hand, whispering "Hehehe" — because according to this design, every time you crack open that book, the adversary takes an L. Flanking the scene are confused stick-figure angels with halos and question marks, while the tagline below reads in no uncertain terms: IT'S A VICTORY FOR SATAN. Translation: not reading it is exactly what he wants. Are you going to let him win?Why customers love it: Turns scripture reading into a spiritual flex — wear your testimony like armor The cartoon devil detail gets a double-take every single time Sparks real conversations about faith without being preachy or boring Perfectly irreverent for members who have a sense of humor about their beliefs Perfect for: Institute class • Missionary homecomings • Book of Mormon study groups • Gifting to your favorite member who gets the joke Satan hates this shirt. That's basically all the endorsement you need.

The fabric: Comfort Colors 1567 garment-dyed hoodie — 80/20 cotton-polyester blend, enzyme-washed for a soft broken-in feel from day one. Features a full back graphic print. Available in sizes S–3XL.