"MF Christ Myth" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
"MF Christ Myth" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
You're done sugarcoating it. The holidays are loud, chaotic, and built on a story that's been passed down for two thousand years — and you've got exactly zero interest in pretending otherwise. This shirt is for the person at the table who says what everyone else is thinking.
Featuring the bold, festive script from the ornament that broke the internet — "Merry F*cking Christ Myth!" in classic red and green holiday lettering — this design wraps seasonal irreverence in the prettiest package under the tree. It's Christmas cheer for the chronically unfiltered, the skeptics, the agnostics, and everyone who laughs loudest at the holiday party.
Why customers love it:
- Calls out the season with maximum festive energy and zero filter
- Red and green script looks cheerful from a distance — devastating up close
- Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed fabric is broken-in soft from day one
- Bold enough to start a conversation, funny enough to finish it
- Makes the kind of holiday gift that gets remembered — for better or worse
Perfect for: Atheist holiday parties • White elephant gift exchanges • Edgy Secret Santa picks • Wearing to Christmas dinner with THAT relative
Tidings of comfort and joy? Sure. But mostly comfort — because that's what Comfort Colors is actually good at.
Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.