"MF Christ Myth 4" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
"MF Christ Myth 4" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
You don't do sugarcoated. You don't do obligatory holiday cheer. You do honest, you do loud, and you do it with a skull in a Santa hat.
This design slaps "Merry F*cking Christ Myth!" across the front in festive red and green with all the classic trimmings — candy canes, holly, barbed wire, and grinning skulls rocking Santa hats. It's the holiday greeting card that got banned from the family group chat. Equal parts punk rock and seasonal chaos, it says exactly what some of us are thinking every December.
Why customers love it:
- Zero ambiguity — this shirt says everything before you open your mouth
- Festive enough to wear at the holiday party, offensive enough to make it interesting
- Skulls + Santa hats is an aesthetic that never gets old
- Printed on ultra-soft Comfort Colors 1717 — the shirt you'll reach for every time
- Makes a genuinely legendary gift for the atheist, agnostic, or just seasonally fed-up person in your life
Perfect for: Ugly sweater alternatives • Holiday parties with a dress code you refuse to follow • Gifting to your most brutally honest friend • December survival in general
Peace on Earth? Sure. But first, let's be real about the whole thing.
Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.