"MF Christ Myth" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
"MF Christ Myth" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
You don't do hollow traditions, performative cheer, or nodding along to things you stopped believing in years ago. You celebrate the season on your own terms — loud, honest, and with zero apologies.
This design features a grinning skull rocking a Santa hat, a reindeer skeleton peering into an open gift box, a turtle tangled in Christmas lights, and holiday string lights overhead — all surrounding the bold, unapologetic declaration: MERRY F**KING CHRIST MYTH! It's everything the season actually is for the skeptics, the freethinkers, and the people who laugh at the absurdity of it all. In classic Christmas red and green with a distressed vintage print, this shirt makes your worldview loud and clear before you even open your mouth.
Why customers love it:
- Says exactly what you've been thinking every December since you were old enough to question things
- Distressed vintage print gives it that worn-in, couldn't-care-less vibe
- Skeleton reindeer and skull Santa hit the perfect mix of dark humor and holiday chaos
- Classic red-and-green colorway is festive enough to wear to the ugly sweater party — and offensive enough to win it
- Printed on ultra-soft Comfort Colors 1717 — the shirt people reach for first, every time
Perfect for: holiday parties • white elephant gift exchanges • Christmas with the in-laws • gifting to your favorite atheist or agnostic friend
Because nothing says 'tis the season like the truth, a skeleton, and absolutely no filter.
Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.