"Just One More Thing Before Bed" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
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You told yourself you'd be in bed by 10. That was three rabbit holes, two software updates, and one 'quick' email ago. Your brain doesn't do 'off' — it does 'pending.'This design looks like a late-night system terminal receipt straight from your own overthinking mind. Styled as a retro computer task queue, it lists the classic bedtime productivity spiral — quick email replies, desktop organization, learning a new skill 'real quick,' finding the perfect playlist — all marked PENDING with infinite items remaining. The brutal footer reads: 'For the 10PM productivity surge nobody asked for and everybody has.' It's the receipt your brain prints every single night, and wearing it is the most self-aware thing you'll do all week.Why customers love it:Nails the exact feeling of the late-night to-do list that appears from nowhere the second your head hits the pillowThe terminal/receipt aesthetic is clever and visually striking — it's a conversation piece that nerds, night owls, and overthinkers all get immediatelyDarkly funny without being mean — it's relatable self-roast humor at its finestThe 'infinite items remaining' and 'Thanks, Brain' details reward people who actually read the shirtSpeaks fluently to the chronically online, the productivity-obsessed, and anyone whose brain treats midnight like a board meetingPerfect for: Night owl gifts • work-from-home humor • overthinker appreciation • geek and tech cultureSpoiler: tomorrow's list is already generating.
"Just One More Thing Before Bed" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
$30.99
Sale price
$30.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The fabric: Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel that gets better with every wash. Relaxed unisex fit. Available in sizes S–4XL.