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Monday didn't ask for your permission and neither did this shirt. You drag yourself to the office, deadlines spilling out of every bag, running on something that might generously be called coffee — and you wear it all like the stone-cold professional you are. This one's for the ones who show up anyway.The Grim Reaper — suited up in a pinstripe, scythe in hand, mug of "Office Tears" steaming — holds a clock reading almost 9AM while briefcases labeled DEADLINES burst at the seams behind him. A commuter train marked "Death Con" rolls in right on schedule. It's the Monday morning commute as a memento mori, and honestly? Same. This design says you know exactly what this week is going to cost you and you're clocking in regardless.Why customers love it:Perfectly captures the dead-inside-but-still-professional energy of every Monday morningThe "Office Tears" coffee mug detail gets a second look and a slow nod of recognition every single timeDark enough to be funny, relatable enough to be painfully accurateSparks instant conversation with every coworker who's also running on spite and caffeineSoft, lived-in Comfort Colors fabric that feels like you've been wearing it through a thousand brutal Mondays alreadyPerfect for: Office workers who've lost count of the Mondays • Commuters who ride the Death Con every morning • Anyone whose calendar is just a list of deadlines • The coworker who sends emails at 7AM with zero remorseDeath comes for us all. He just has a lot of meetings first.Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.
"Just Another Monday" Sticker
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