"Instant Regret" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
Black / S
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Your brain doesn't take breaks — it just switches from one anxiety spiral to the next, with a fresh cup of self-doubt to wash it all down. You've got a to-do list you're ignoring, a clock you're watching, and approximately zero chill. Congratulations, you're exactly who this shirt was made for.This bold graphic features a grimacing coffee mug with a face that's seen things — specifically, your choices. Swirling inside the cup is a chaotic brew of a ticking clock, a to-do list, sad faces, and a trash can full of your best intentions. The text hits hard: "Brewing Fresh Instant Regret. And Coffee. But Mostly Regret." It's the perfect visual representation of Monday morning, every morning, forever.Why customers love it:Nails the exact feeling of pouring your third cup of coffee while your to-do list judges you silentlyThe grumpy mug face is so relatable it hurts — in the best possible wayBold black, white, and neon green graphic pops hard and starts conversationsWorks equally well as a warning label for yourself and a cry for help disguised as fashionPrinted on ultra-soft Comfort Colors 1717 — because at least your shirt shouldn't cause regretPerfect for: Coffee addicts who've given up pretending • Overthinkers with a sense of humor • Office workers surviving on caffeine and chaos • Anyone who's ever said "I'll sleep when I'm dead" unironicallyWear it as a public service announcement — people deserve to know what they're dealing with before they ask you how your morning is going.Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.
"Instant Regret" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
$30.99
Sale price
$30.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The fabric: Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel that gets better with every wash. Relaxed unisex fit. Available in sizes S–4XL.