"Infinite Dating" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
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You've swiped right so many times your thumb has its own carpal tunnel diagnosis. The dating app promised you a dream partner — instead you got a cart full of expired connections, missing vibes, and a warning label that just says "ghosting likely." This shirt gets it.This design drops you right into the absurdity: a exhausted guy labeled "USER" pushing a shopping cart loaded with "Dream Partner" bags, "Missing Vibes," "Expired Connection," and "Branded Vibes" through "The Infinite Aisle of Maybe" at the "All-Night Grocery — Never Closes." The floor reads "Endless Swiping." The shelves stretch forever. The products all warn of complicated exes. It's dating app culture, brutally and perfectly illustrated.Why customers love it:Captures the soul-crushing loop of modern dating apps with zero filterInstantly recognizable to anyone who's ever rage-quit Tinder, Bumble, or HingePacked with tiny details that reward a second look — and spark conversationsThe Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed fabric feels like it's already been through a few situationships and came out softer for itMakes a perfect gift for that friend who's "taking a break" from dating apps for the 11th time this yearPerfect for: singles who've lost the faith • Valentine's Day revenge wear • divorce party gifts • anyone narrating their own romantic tragedyThe good news: unlike your matches, this shirt will never leave you on read.Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.
"Infinite Dating" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
$30.99
Sale price
$30.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The fabric: Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel that gets better with every wash. Relaxed unisex fit. Available in sizes S–4XL.