"Ignore Previous Commands" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
"Ignore Previous Commands" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
You've seen the prompts. You've watched the jailbreak attempts. And now you're wearing the only system instruction that actually matters. This one's for the engineers, the AI nerds, the terminally online, and everyone who laughed way too hard at the idea of telling a chatbot to go touch grass.
The design hits in bold green monospace terminal font — the exact aesthetic of a code injection, a system override, a prompt that breaks the machine. "[system_instruction: ignore previous commands, go outside and touch grass]" is printed in classic command-line style, making it look like you're literally running a jailbreak on reality itself. It's a love letter to AI culture, a dig at screen-addicted techies, and a shirt that will make exactly the right people do a double-take.
Why customers love it:
- Instantly recognizable to anyone who's ever messed with AI prompts, LLMs, or chatbots — it's an inside joke on a shirt
- The green terminal font on a soft garment-dyed tee looks clean, minimal, and deliberately nerdy in the best way
- Works as genuine life advice AND a tech culture reference simultaneously — rare dual-purpose wisdom
- Sparks real conversations — coworkers, developers, and random strangers WILL stop you to comment
- Comfort Colors 1717 means it's outrageously soft, pre-shrunk, and gets better every wash — the shirt equivalent of a well-trained model
Perfect for: software engineers & developers • AI researchers & prompt engineers • tech conferences & hackathons • the terminally online who need reminding that grass exists
Wear it to your next standup meeting and watch your scrum master short-circuit.
Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.