"I Was Listening" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
Red / S
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You heard every word. Technically. Your brain was processing... something. Look, the meeting happened, you were present, and that legally counts as listening in most jurisdictions. No further questions.This design features a sleek AI circuit-board head in profile, complete with ZZZ sleep indicators floating overhead and a muted/disconnected audio symbol — the perfect visual metaphor for being physically present but mentally checked out. It's the shirt that says you showed up, you processed some ambient noise, and honestly that should be enough for anyone.Why customers love it:Perfectly captures the art of "active" listening without any of the active partThe AI brain graphic makes it look almost like you were running a sophisticated background algorithm — not zoning outThat muted speaker icon does all the explaining so you don't have toRelatable to literally anyone who has sat through a meeting, lecture, conversation, or podcast they did not ask forDelivers the message with enough plausible deniability to wear it to workPerfect for: Zoom meetings you didn't request • office humor gifts • college lecture survival • passive-aggressive coworker appreciationTechnically present. Technically listening. Technically not your fault.
"I Was Listening" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
$30.99
Sale price
$30.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The fabric: Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel that gets better with every wash. Relaxed unisex fit. Available in sizes S–4XL.