"I Take Things Literally" Premium Graphic Tee
"I Take Things Literally" Premium Graphic Tee
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Sarcasm is a foreign language, and you never took the class. You hear what people say and you process it exactly as stated — no hidden meanings, no subtext, no decoder ring required. If that's caused some... interesting conversations, well, that's on them. This bold, no-nonsense tee states it plainly in massive block letters: "I TAKE THINGS LITERALLY. PLEASE DON'T BE SARASTIC, I'M NOT A TRANSLATOR." Two lines. Zero apologies. The all-caps typography screams the message as loud as your personality does in real life. It's a warning label for the people around you — and a badge of honor for you. Why customers love it: Cuts out the middleman — no more explaining yourself after a sarcasm misfire Bold block-letter design is impossible to miss, just like your literal interpretations Hilariously relatable for anyone who's ever responded to "kill it at your presentation" by looking genuinely alarmed Works as a preemptive strike against every sarcastic friend, coworker, or family member in your life The misspelling of "sarastic" is either brilliantly ironic or perfectly on-brand — either way, people will talk about it Perfect for: literal thinkers & proud of it • gift for the friend who never gets the joke • autism & neurodivergent community • office humor & awkward coworkers Finally, a shirt that says exactly what it means — and means exactly what it says.
The fabric: Gildan 5000 heavyweight cotton — sturdy build that holds its shape wash after wash. This premium version features a full back print, a left sleeve accent, and a subtle interior neck label — front is left clean for an understated look. Available in sizes S–4XL.