"I Bear Witness to Critical Thinking" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
"I Bear Witness to Critical Thinking" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
You're the one in the room who actually reads the study before sharing it. Who asks "but what's the evidence?" while everyone else nods along blindly. Who knows the difference between a logical argument and a loud one — and refuses to pretend otherwise.
This bold vintage-badge design features a powerful grizzly bear presiding over a glowing mechanical brain, surrounded by the five pillars of critical thinking: Analysis, Evaluation, Synthesis, Logic, and Evidence. The message is clear — you don't just have opinions, you earn them. Wear it like the intellectual predator you are.
Why customers love it:
- Calls out lazy thinking without saying a single word — the bear does it for you
- Vintage badge aesthetic looks sharp on the garment-dyed Comfort Colors fabric
- Makes a perfect conversation starter (or conversation ender, depending on who's talking)
- Celebrates the rare and undervalued art of actually thinking things through
- Equally at home in a philosophy class, a debate, or a family dinner that's about to go sideways
Perfect for: Skeptics and free thinkers • Professors, teachers, and students • Debate team legends • Anyone tired of misinformation winning
Because someone in the room has to be the bear.
Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.