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You don't play nice, and you've never pretended to. Your resting face already says what this shirt makes official. Wear it like the warning label the world always needed.The Hazard design features a bold, comic-style round face with wild spiked red hair shooting upward like a live wire, heavy-lidded menacing eyes, and a wide, teeth-baring smirk dripping with smug energy. Rendered in classic punk-era black, white, and red with a gritty halftone texture, this character isn't angry — it's dangerously satisfied with itself. It's the face you make when you've already won and they don't know it yet.Why customers love it:Iconic punk-meets-cartoon style that turns heads without saying a wordThe smirk hits different — it's not rage, it's superiority, and that's scarierBold red, black, and white colorway pops from across the roomGritty halftone detail gives it a vintage underground zine or skate deck feelInstantly communicates a personality — no explanation requiredPerfect for: Concert nights • Skate park sessions • Casual days when you're feeling dangerous • Gifting to the friend who was born unbotheredYou were already a hazard. Now at least you're wearing a sign.
"Hazard" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
$30.99
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The fabric: Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel that gets better with every wash. Relaxed unisex fit. Available in sizes S–4XL.