"Grown Ups With Frisbees" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
"Grown Ups With Frisbees" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
You throw discs with precision, read elevation like a topographic map, and have strong opinions about understable vs overstable flight paths — but sure, it's just a frisbee. If one more person compares your sport to tossing a toy at a cookout, this shirt was made for you.
This bold graphic tee settles the debate once and for all. At the top: "IT'S NOT A GAME." Then three tiers of ridicule — real golf labeled as "adults playing real golf," mini golf dismissed with "as if mini golf mastered instill enough," and front and center, a disc golfer mid-release next to a sign reading "GROWN-UPS WITH FRISBEES." It's the shirt that wears the joke so you don't have to explain yourself at the tee pad.
Why customers love it:
- Perfectly captures the eye-roll every disc golfer gives when someone calls their disc a frisbee
- Self-aware humor that disc golfers actually get — because owning the joke is the flex
- Great conversation starter on the course, at the bar after a round, or anywhere non-disc-golfers congregate
- Garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717 — broken-in soft feel right out of the bag, like a well-loved mid-range
- Unisex cut that works whether you're throwing forehand or backhand opinions
Perfect for: disc golf leagues • post-round hangouts • gift for the disc golfer who has every disc • anyone tired of explaining the sport
Because if you wanted to chase a little white ball, you'd have a cart and a caddy.
Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.