"Glass of Data" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
"Glass of Data" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
You don't just work in data — you live in it, breathe it, and frankly, it's starting to overflow. Your entire existence is a pipeline that never stops running, and you wouldn't have it any other way.
This design features a crystal-clear pint glass absolutely drowning in a wild torrent of binary code, cloud icons, server racks, circuit board traces, and glowing data streams — all swirling in electric teal and neon green. It's what your brain looks like at 2am during a data migration gone sideways. It's chaotic, it's brilliant, and it's spilling everywhere — just like your career.
Why customers love it:
- Instantly recognizable to anyone who's ever muttered "the data pipeline broke again" into their cold coffee
- The glowing circuit-and-binary art style looks genuinely stunning on a premium garment-dyed tee
- Says everything about your personality without requiring you to explain your job title for the fifth time
- Bold enough to wear to a hackathon, subtle enough to confuse your relatives at Thanksgiving
- Comfort Colors 1717 means it feels like wearing a cloud — ironic, given the design
Perfect for: data engineers and analysts • cloud architects and DevOps pros • computer science students • tech conference swag that doesn't embarrass you
Because if your data isn't overflowing, you're clearly not collecting enough of it.
Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.