"Ghosting Is My Cardio" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
Navy / S
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You swipe. You match. You never respond. It's not ghosting — it's cardio. And honestly? Your stats are impressive.This bold graphic tee features a neon-outlined smartphone displaying the Tinder flame icon, surrounded by fake fitness-tracker stats that tell the whole story: 47 messages sent, 892 profile swipes, a 91% response rate, and an average reply time of 6 hours — all under the headline "Ghosting Is My Cardio" with the kicker "(Still Matched Though)" at the bottom. It's the perfect blend of self-aware humor and zero apologies for how you operate in the modern dating jungle.Why customers love it:The fake fitness-tracker data layout is clever, original, and instantly recognizable to anyone who's survived online datingThe punchline lands on two levels — ghosting as a sport AND the humble brag of still getting matchesBold, high-contrast neon design that reads across a room and starts conversations (ironic, given the theme)Perfectly captures the exhausting, absurd reality of dating app culture without taking itself too seriouslyMakes an ideal gift that will get an immediate reaction from anyone who's ever left someone on readPerfect for: dating app survivors • single friends who need a laugh • Valentine's Day anti-celebrations • anyone whose love language is leaving people on readYour match rate is high. Your response rate is a personal choice. No further questions.
"Ghosting Is My Cardio" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
$30.99
Sale price
$30.99
Regular price
The fabric: Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel that gets better with every wash. Relaxed unisex fit. Available in sizes S–4XL.