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You've got a list. They know who they are. And now, so does everyone else. Some messages don't need a megaphone — they just need the right shirt and zero regrets. Spelled out in bold elemental style using the periodic table of elements — Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, Potassium, Yttrium, Oxygen, Uranium — this design says exactly what you mean without saying it at all. Plausible deniability never looked this educated. It's science, technically. Why customers love it: Chemistry-class clever — lets you say the unsayable with academic cover Bold, distressed block lettering that reads loud from across the room The periodic table angle makes it a conversation starter AND a mic drop Wearable anywhere you'd normally have to behave yourself Garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717 — so soft you'll forget you're causing a scene Perfect for: passive-aggressive masterpieces • science nerds with attitude • office parties you weren't invited back to • anyone who's done explaining themselves Because sometimes the most articulate thing you can say fits on a periodic table. Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.
"FUCPYOU" Premium Graphic Tee
$32.99
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$32.99
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The fabric: Gildan 5000 heavyweight cotton — sturdy build that holds its shape wash after wash. This premium version features a full back print, a left sleeve accent, and a subtle interior neck label — front is left clean for an understated look. Available in sizes S–4XL.