"Fuck Today" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
"Fuck Today" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Some days don't deserve your best behavior — they deserve your most honest reaction. If your internal monologue sounds less like a motivational poster and more like a sailor with a grudge, this shirt was made for you.
This bold graphic features a pie chart breaking down the statistical probability of keeping it clean today: 85% "None" and 15% "Also None But Yellow" — because apparently even your optimistic side has given up. It's data-driven honesty at its finest, and it says everything your face is already saying.
Why customers love it:
- Turns your most relatable mood into a wearable data visualization
- The pie chart format makes it look almost intellectual — almost
- Two categories, zero chance of success, infinite accuracy
- Sparks instant recognition from anyone who's ever had a Monday
- Soft, garment-dyed Comfort Colors fabric matches the worn-out energy perfectly
Perfect for: bad days at the office • post-meeting decompression • hanging with your equally done friends • gifting to the most honest person you know
Statistics don't lie, and neither does this shirt — the data is in, today is getting the full treatment.
Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.