"Flirting" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
Black / S
$30.99
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You've been burned before — someone was "totally flirting with you" and it turned out they just wanted to borrow a pencil. You're done playing the guessing game. If there's a rose, a wink, or a heart involved, you're going to need a signed affidavit.This design features an adorably confused cartoon guy — glasses, curly hair, rosy cheeks — surrounded by thought bubbles exploding with question marks, roses, hearts, phone calls, and a simple "Hey there!" He's clearly overthinking every social interaction he's ever had. The message at the bottom says it all: "If you are flirting with me, please let me know. Be extremely specific. I'm kind of naive." Relatable, self-aware, and painfully accurate for anyone whose brain treats flirting like an unsolvable math problem.Why customers love it:The message is so specific and honest it hits like a gut punch of recognitionThe cartoon character perfectly captures that wide-eyed, overthinking energy everyone secretly hasIt doubles as a warning label AND a conversation starter — two birds, one shirtThe humor is self-deprecating without being self-pitying — it owns the awkwardnessIt resonates with introverts, neurodivergent folks, and anyone who missed every obvious signal in their 20sPerfect for: awkward social situations • first dates (the irony is chef's kiss) • gifts for your oblivious best friend • anyone who needed a map to find their last relationshipWear it out. Let someone ask about it. Then wonder if they're flirting with you for the next six business days.
"Flirting" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
$30.99
Sale price
$30.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The fabric: Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel that gets better with every wash. Relaxed unisex fit. Available in sizes S–4XL.