"False Positive IPA" Premium Graphic Tee
Carolina Blue / S
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You passed every test they threw at you — and the only result that matters is what's in your glass. If lab coats and clipboards are your aesthetic but craft beer is your religion, this shirt was made for you. The False Positive IPA design features a medical clipboard printed with official-looking patient lab results — sample type: IPA, result: POSITIVE — stamped in bold red and crowned with a frothy pint of dark beer. It's the diagnosis you've been hoping for. The message is clear: science is great, but the real experiment worth running is finding the perfect IPA. Why customers love it: Nails the overlap between craft beer culture and nerdy, lab-coat humor in one sharp design The "False Positive" pun hits on two levels — medical testing AND getting exactly what you wanted Bold red stamp graphic makes it impossible to miss from across the taproom Starts conversations instantly — beer nerds, healthcare workers, and science types all get it Sarcastic without being mean — just the right amount of irreverent wit for everyday wear Perfect for: Craft beer enthusiasts • Healthcare workers who need a laugh • Brewery crawls and tap room hangs • IPA lovers who take their hops seriously Consult your doctor if symptoms include an empty glass — results may require immediate re-dosing.
"False Positive IPA" Premium Graphic Tee
$32.99
Sale price
$32.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The fabric: Gildan 5000 heavyweight cotton — sturdy build that holds its shape wash after wash. This premium version features a full back print, a left sleeve accent, and a subtle interior neck label — front is left clean for an understated look. Available in sizes S–4XL.