You left the fold, and you've never looked back — but that doesn't mean you've stopped having a sense of humor about it. This shirt is for the person who knows exactly what Elohim means, exactly what an apostate is, and wears both like a badge of honor.Featuring a bold vintage-style graphic of an LDS temple spire — complete with the Angel Moroni topping it off — this design declares you Elohim's Favorite Apostate in heavyweight retro lettering. It's the shirt that says you did the research, you made your choice, and you're not losing any sleep over it.Why customers love it:Perfectly layered humor that only those who've been through it will fully appreciateThe vintage distressed aesthetic looks like it was made by someone with very specific life experienceConversation starter at every family reunion, ward party you weren't invited to, and coffee shop you now frequent freelySoft, lived-in Comfort Colors fabric that feels as good as shedding guiltSubtle enough to confuse the uninitiated, perfectly obvious to everyone elsePerfect for: Ex-Mormon meetups • Post-resignation celebrations • Family dinners that need a little spice • Gift for your favorite faith-leaverBecause if you're going to apostatize, you might as well be His favorite doing it.Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.
The hat: ValuCap VC300A Classic Dad Hat — unstructured low-profile fit with DTF front panel print. One size fits most.
