"Dunning Kruger" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
You've read one Wikipedia article and suddenly you're the foremost expert in the room. We see you. We are you. This shirt is for everyone who has ever stood confidently on the Peak of Inflated Self-Assessment while the Valley of Despair loomed just around the corner.
This design packs an entire philosophy degree into one glass. Featuring the iconic Dunning-Kruger confidence curve, a swirling digital torrent of superficial knowledge overflowing into complex systems, the journey of learning winding its way toward true expertise and self-reflection — all wrapped in the brutal honesty of Socratic Ignorance. It's smart enough to make smart people laugh and just mysterious enough to make everyone else Google it.
Why customers love it:
- It's the perfect intellectual flex that doubles as self-deprecating humor — two birds, one shirt
- Sparks actual conversations about psychology, epistemology, and why your coworker won't stop talking in meetings
- The garment-dyed Comfort Colors fabric is so soft you'll feel smarter just wearing it
- Works equally well as a warning label or a confession
- Makes an unforgettable gift for academics, engineers, philosophers, and that one friend who just discovered podcasts
Perfect for: college classrooms • tech meetups • philosophy nerds • gifting to that overconfident coworker
The more you know, the more you know you don't know — but at least now you'll look great not knowing it.
Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.