"Drunk Alien" Garment-Dyed Hoodie
Flo Blue / S
$74.99
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You don't need to explain yourself to anyone — and neither does this little green guy. If your idea of a perfect night involves something sparkling in a martini glass and zero apologies, you've found your spirit creature. This one's for the ones who party across dimensions.
A neon-lit green alien struts his stuff, martini glass raised high and glowing with cosmic pink energy, while a neon sign of the same iconic glass floats above his antennae like a halo he absolutely does not deserve. The pose says 'I own this galaxy.' The drink says 'it's not even my first.' Bold outlines, blacklight-worthy neon colors, and pure extraterrestrial swagger make this design a visual event all on its own — the kind of art that gets noticed from across the room, across the bar, and possibly across the solar system.
Why people love it:
Neon Perfection: The glowing cyan, pink, and purple palette pops like a blacklight poster brought to life.
Peak Attitude: That alien isn't just drinking — he's making a lifestyle statement with zero regrets.
Cosmic Humor: It's absurd, it's ridiculous, and that's exactly why it works so well.
Conversation Starter: Nobody ignores a drunk alien at a party — fictional or otherwise.
Gift Gold: The perfect find for anyone who's been called 'out of this world' by their friends — usually not as a compliment.
Perfect for: bar nights and happy hours • alien and sci-fi fans • gift for the weird friend • anyone who parties like they have nothing to lose
They said take me to your leader. We said take me to your bartender.
"Drunk Alien" Garment-Dyed Hoodie
$74.99
Sale price
$74.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 21.00 | 23.00 | 25.00 | 26.50 | 28.00 | 29.50 |
| Length, in | 27.50 | 28.50 | 29.50 | 30.50 | 31.50 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 31.50 | 33.50 | 35.25 | 36.75 | 38.25 | 39.25 |
The fabric: Comfort Colors 1567 garment-dyed hoodie — 80/20 cotton-polyester blend, enzyme-washed for a soft broken-in feel from day one. Features a full back graphic print. Available in sizes S–3XL.