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You don't trust easily — and honestly, that's your best quality. You've seen enough to know that loyalty is rare, good beer is rarer, and a shirt that gets both? That's practically classified information. This design features a sharp silhouette of a trench coat-wearing, fedora-tipped spy holding a frothy beer stein — equal parts Cold War intrigue and happy hour. The bold text reads "Double Agent Draughts" with the tagline "Trust No One (Except the Bartender)" underneath. It's the perfect blend of espionage swagger and bar-stool philosophy — sending the message that you're sophisticated enough to have secrets and self-aware enough to drink about it. Why customers love it: The concept is chef's kiss: Spy culture meets craft beer culture in a mashup nobody knew they needed but everyone wants on their chest. The tagline lands every time: "Trust No One (Except the Bartender)" is the kind of wisdom that gets quoted all night at the bar. Clean, bold graphic: The high-contrast silhouette design reads clearly from across the room — like a mission briefing you actually want to read. Conversation starter guaranteed: Someone WILL ask you about this shirt. Have your cover story ready. It works on multiple levels: Conspiracy theorist, craft beer nerd, James Bond fan, or just someone who's been burned one too many times — it fits all the above. Perfect for: Brewery crawls & tap room hangs • Beer festival outings • Spy movie marathon nights • Gift for the paranoid beer lover in your life Shaken, not stirred — but definitely poured from the tap.
"Double Agent Draughts" Black Ceramic Mug — Graphic
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The mug: durable ceramic, dishwasher and microwave safe. Available in 11oz and 15oz — the first cup of coffee needs backup.