"Dink Responsibly 3" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
You play pickleball. You also enjoy a well-crafted cocktail. Nobody said you had to choose — and frankly, anyone who thinks otherwise can go find a different sport. This shirt is for the player who knows the difference between a kitchen fault and a kitchen-sink margarita, and respects both equally.
This vintage-style badge design features two crossed pickleball paddles framing a sleek martini glass garnished with citrus, surrounded by decorative stars and a classic circular seal reading "Dink Responsibly — Pickleball Est. 1965." It's got the look of an old-school athletic patch, the attitude of someone who plays hard and drinks harder, and the energy of the most fun person on the court by a wide margin.
Why customers love it:
- Blends the pickleball obsession with a love of craft cocktails in one clean, retro design
- The vintage distressed badge aesthetic looks genuinely cool — not like an afterthought
- "Dink Responsibly" is the kind of tagline that makes people do a double-take and then immediately want one
- Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed fabric feels broken-in from day one — soft, lived-in, and heavyweight enough to actually look good
- Works as both a pickleball gift AND a drinking humor gift, which doubles your gifting ROI
Perfect for: post-match happy hour • pickleball tournament days • gift for the player who has everything • casual weekends when the paddle and the patio both call your name
Play the dink. Sip the drink. In that order — mostly.
Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.