"Deport the Orange Race" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A New Strategy for Border Control.
Looking for a "deportation" policy that actually makes people laugh? This shirt takes a very specific, very recognizable silhouette and gives it the ICE treatment. Featuring a bold orange profile and a cheekily worded demand, this design is for anyone who thinks the biggest threat to our borders might just be a certain Florida resident.
It’s the perfect attire for the voter who enjoys irony, the person who’s tired of the constant headlines, or anyone who just wants to see how many double-takes they can get at the grocery store. Bold, bright, and unapologetically sarcastic, this tee says exactly what’s on your mind—no press conference required.
The "Highlight" Reel:
- Sharp Political Irony: A clever play on controversial terminology that flips the script on modern political discourse.
- Instant Recognition: The minimalist orange silhouette is unmistakable, making the punchline land immediately.
- Comfort First: Soft, breathable fabric that’s perfect for summer rallies or just relaxing while you watch the polls.
- Gift of Satire: The ideal present for the disgruntled voter, the political junkie, or the friend who has a very specific "orange" sense of humor.
Orange is the new "please go away."