"Dating Apps" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
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You've swiped right on disappointment so many times you've got carpal tunnel, and somehow your dental record is longer than your relationship history. If dating apps feel less like finding love and more like getting a root canal with zero anesthesia, this shirt was made for your cynical, battle-hardened soul.This bold graphic tee features a split comic-panel design: on one side, a phone screen full of dating profiles with 'Like' and 'Dislike' buttons and a glowing 'MATCH' explosion — on the other, a poor guy getting dental tools shoved in his mouth with zero consent. The message? Both experiences involve someone poking around where they're not wanted, leaving you in pain, and sending you a bill afterward. Brutal. Accurate. Wearable.Why customers love it:Perfectly captures the soul-crushing reality of modern dating in one glanceGets an instant laugh from anyone who's ever rage-deleted Tinder at 11pmThe retro comic-style artwork is eye-catching, detailed, and conversation-startingWearable therapy — cheaper than an actual therapist or another dinner that goes nowherePrinted on ultra-soft Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed fabric that only gets better with every washPerfect for: Singles who've given up pretending • Divorce party gifts • Valentine's Day survival • Anyone whose dentist knows them better than their last three datesSwipe left on bad shirts. You've already got enough pain in your life.Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.
"Dating Apps" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
$30.99
Sale price
$30.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The fabric: Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel that gets better with every wash. Relaxed unisex fit. Available in sizes S–4XL.