"CTR: Caffeine Totally Righteous" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
"CTR: Caffeine Totally Righteous" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The "CTR: Caffeine Totally Righteous" Tee
Forget the sugar-coated promises—everyone knows the real revelation happens after the first cup of Joe. If you’ve traded the "Word of Wisdom" for the wisdom of a well-roasted bean, this shirt is your new morning ritual.
The "CTR: Caffeine Totally Righteous" tee is a bold reinterpretation of a childhood classic. Featuring a steaming mug of liquid gold inside the iconic shield, it’s a stylish way to signal that you’ve chosen a new kind of "spirit" to guide your day. It’s the perfect attire for hitting up your favorite local coffee shop on a Sunday morning, late-night study sessions, or any time you need to let the world know that your priorities have been successfully "percolated."
Why this shirt is an essential brew:
- The Ultimate "Wake Up" Call: A witty, high-contrast design that turns a religious acronym into a caffeinated anthem.
- Niche Humor: Instantly recognizable to those who grew up with the shield, but with a punchline that actually gets you moving.
- Social Perk: The perfect conversation starter for fellow "converts" at the espresso bar.
- Full-Bodied Comfort: Made from fabric as smooth and satisfying as a perfect pour-over.
Choose the right roast. Wear the shield that actually keeps you awake.