"Colon Caner is a Pain in the Ass" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
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You didn't choose this fight, but you're in it — and you're not about to let it win without giving it hell first. Whether you're a survivor, a warrior still in the trenches, or someone riding shotgun for someone you love, this shirt says exactly what everyone's thinking but won't put on a banner. This bold, in-your-face graphic tee features an angry cartoon colon ready to throw hands, blue awareness ribbons, prescription medication bottles, toilet paper, a colonoscopy scope, and the unfiltered truth spelled out in massive lettering: "Colon Cancer is a Pain in the Ass." It's dark humor weaponized as armor — equal parts battle cry, conversation starter, and middle finger to one of the most common cancers out there. The gritty, distressed street-art style makes it look like it was designed by someone who's been through it and came out swinging. Why customers love it: Turns a brutal diagnosis into a bold statement — humor as survival strategyThe unmistakable blue awareness ribbon ties it to the colon cancer community without being preachyDesigned with enough detail and attitude that people will actually stop and read itPerfect for breaking the ice, sparking conversations, and raising awareness without a single boring pamphletSends the message that survivors and fighters don't have to be somber — they can be loud, proud, and hilarious about itPerfect for: Colon cancer survivors & fighters • Colonoscopy prep humor • Cancer awareness walks & events • Gift for a warrior who'd rather laugh than cryWear it to your next screening and let the shirt do the talking — it's already been through enough.
"Colon Caner is a Pain in the Ass" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
$30.99
Sale price
$30.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The fabric: Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel that gets better with every wash. Relaxed unisex fit. Available in sizes S–4XL.