"Coffee is Delightsome" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
Navy / S
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You love coffee. You're not ashamed of it. And if someone's going to quote scripture at you, you'd prefer it be in defense of your morning cup. This bold, ornate design renders the phrase "Coffee, it is delightsome to the taste and very desirable" in sweeping calligraphy script — a cheeky twist on the language of Doctrine & Covenants, the LDS scripture that famously warns against "hot drinks." Flanking the text: a gorgeous steaming cup of coffee with coffee beans and leaves, and the iconic Salt Lake Temple rendered in elegant detail below. It's reverent in aesthetic, rebellious in spirit, and absolutely perfect for the ex-Mormon, the coffee-loving cultural Saint, or anyone who finds the whole thing delightfully ironic. Why people love it: Parodies actual LDS scriptural language with surgical precision — the joke lands hardest when you know the source The ornate calligraphy and temple illustration make it look dignified, even as it commits maximum theological mischief Speaks directly to the ex-Mormon, post-Mormon, and "Jack Mormon" experience without having to explain itself The contrast of sacred imagery and a steaming cup of forbidden coffee is chef's kiss levels of irreverent Subtle enough that normies think it's pretty — devastating once the right person reads it Perfect for: Ex-Mormon meetups & recovery communities • Coffee lovers with a religious backstory • Anyone who left the church but kept the aesthetic • Gift for the friend who finally discovered espresso after baptism Turns out leaving the covenant never tasted so good.
"Coffee is Delightsome" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
$30.99
Sale price
$30.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The fabric: Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel that gets better with every wash. Relaxed unisex fit. Available in sizes S–4XL.