"Celestial Tinde Rejects" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
"Celestial Tinde Rejects" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Even angels get left on read. If you've been ghosted by the universe one too many times, swiped left by fate itself, and your love life has all the divine intervention of a broken halo — congratulations, you've found your people.
This design features a winged broken heart with a golden halo getting the Tinder left-swipe treatment, complete with its own angel wings and heavenly rejection notice. It's the perfect blend of heartbreak and humor — because if love is a game, at least you're playing it in the afterlife's worst matchmaking app.
Why customers love it:
- Turns your romantic disasters into a legitimate personality trait
- Instantly relatable to anyone who's been ghosted, dumped, or cosmically unlucky in love
- Sparks conversations that are way more interesting than any dating app bio
- The soft, garment-dyed Comfort Colors fabric feels as good as a rebound
- Bold enough to wear your heartbreak like a badge of honor
Perfect for: Valentine's Day survivors • Post-breakup therapy • Singles nights out • Gifting to your perpetually single bestie
Because even in heaven, the algorithm just isn't that into you.
Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.