"Can't Get Laid" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
"Can't Get Laid" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
You spend more time obsessing over disc flight paths than most people spend on their entire social lives — and somehow, that's the problem? Shocking. Truly shocking. If you live for the course, the chains, and the satisfying thwack of a perfect drive, this shirt was made for you.
This design features a scruffy, bearded disc golfer in full kit — green hoodie, cargo shorts, blue beanie, orange kicks, and a bag stuffed with more discs than he has first dates — scratching his head in genuine bewilderment while holding an orange disc. Above him, the bold question the universe keeps asking: "I DON'T KNOW WHY I CAN'T GET LAID." It's a masterclass in self-awareness-free confidence, and honestly, we respect the commitment.
Why customers love it:
- Perfectly captures the disc golf lifestyle with zero shame and maximum accuracy
- Bold collegiate-style lettering that hits from across the course — or the bar
- The bearded, beanie-wearing disc bro character is painfully, hilariously relatable
- Makes an instant conversation starter — though maybe not the kind you were hoping for
- Garment-dyed Comfort Colors fabric feels as good as a clean ace on a par 4
Perfect for: disc golf tournaments • league nights • gift for your single disc golf buddy • anyone whose bag costs more than their last date
The discs don't judge you. We don't either. But everyone else definitely will — and they'll be laughing.
Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.