"Breaking the Law of Chastity" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
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You play by your own rules — always have. Religious guilt trips? Not your style. Life's too short to spend it apologizing for having a good time, and this shirt says exactly that without blinking.Bold gold and white typography bursts across the front with the phrase "Breaking the Law of Chastity — One Date At A Time", complete with broken chains and attitude to spare. It's a cheeky nod to LDS/Mormon culture's infamous modesty doctrine, flipped into a badge of honor for anyone who's ever laughed their way out of a church pew. Equal parts confession and celebration, this design speaks fluent former-member.Why customers love it:Instantly recognizable punchline to anyone who grew up in Mormon or strict religious culture — without needing to explain a thingThe broken chains graphic does double duty: freedom from doctrine AND freedom from boring shirtsGold and white colorway pops hard — this isn't a subtle message and it doesn't pretend to bePerfectly walks the line between irreverent humor and actual wit — it's funny because it's specificMakes an unforgettable conversation starter at reunions, ex-member meetups, or literally any barPerfect for: ex-Mormon meetups • post-mission life • irreverent gift giving • anyone who left the faith and found their sense of humorOne date at a time, one shirt at a time — repentance was never this stylish.
"Breaking the Law of Chastity" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
$30.99
Sale price
$30.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The fabric: Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel that gets better with every wash. Relaxed unisex fit. Available in sizes S–4XL.