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You don't play by the rules — you chew them up and spit them out. If your spirit animal has a mohawk and absolutely zero patience for nonsense, we found your shirt.Meet Bones: a thick, wrinkled, utterly unimpressed English Bulldog rocking a blazing red mohawk and a heavy silver chain collar with a skull-and-crossbones pendant. He's not angry — he's just done with everyone's nonsense, and he looks incredible doing it. This design screams punk rock attitude wrapped in a stocky, lovable package. It's the perfect combo of 'don't mess with me' and 'yes, I'm still a good boy.'Why customers love it:The bulldog's dead-serious scowl says everything you were already thinking but didn't bother to say out loudThe red mohawk + skull chain combo is peak punk energy without taking itself too seriouslyIt's bold enough to start conversations and intimidating enough to end themInstantly recognizable as a statement piece — nobody's wearing this ironicallyThe design works as both a dog lover's shirt AND a full-on attitude flexPerfect for: Bulldog owners • Punk rock fans • Dog lovers with an edge • Anyone who's been called intimidating and took it as a complimentEven your dog thinks you need to relax — but Bones? Bones gets you.
"Bones" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
$30.99
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The fabric: Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel that gets better with every wash. Relaxed unisex fit. Available in sizes S–4XL.