"Binge But Forget to Purge" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
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Your brain said "eat everything" and then immediately clocked out for the day. Whether you're stress-eating your feelings or just genuinely forgot what a normal portion looks like, this shirt gets you — deeply, personally, and without judgment.This bold graphic tee reads "I HAVE ALZHEIMER'S AND BULIMIA — I BINGE AND FORGET TO PURGE" in a distressed, faded block-letter style that looks like it's been through as much as you have. It's dark, it's absurd, and it's the kind of humor that makes the right people laugh out loud and the wrong people deeply uncomfortable. Mission accomplished.Why customers love it:Delivers a punchline so dark it loops back around to brilliant — the ultimate conversation starterDistressed vintage-style lettering gives it an effortlessly worn-in look that matches the vibePrinted on the ultra-soft Comfort Colors 1717 — garment-dyed for that broken-in feel right out of the bagPerfect for people who cope with humor and refuse to apologize for itMakes an outrageously memorable gift for friends who laugh loudest at the things they probably shouldn'tPerfect for: dark humor fans • inappropriate gift exchanges • casual days when you want to weed out people with no sense of humor • anyone who's ever stress-eaten an entire kitchenWear it proudly — or at least wear it, then forget you own it, then rediscover it and laugh all over again.Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.
"Binge But Forget to Purge" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
$30.99
Sale price
$30.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The fabric: Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel that gets better with every wash. Relaxed unisex fit. Available in sizes S–4XL.