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"Biggest Erection in Town" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee

"Biggest Erection in Town" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee

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S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 27.75 29.75
Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.50 33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in 16.25 17.75 19.00 20.50 21.75 23.25 24.63
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
You build empires while others build excuses. Whether you're the one calling the shots on-site or just the loudest personality in the room, this design was made for the person who does everything bigger, bolder, and louder than everyone else around them. A swaggering rooster dressed for the job — hard hat strapped on, high-visibility vest locked in, sledgehammer resting on his shoulder like he owns the place — stands atop a pile of bricks ready to get to work. The text below reads Biggest Erection In Town , a gloriously cheeky double entendre that plays on construction slang for a raised structure while letting your inner 12-year-old absolutely lose it. The art is bold, the colors pop, and the joke lands exactly as hard as that sledgehammer. Why people love it: Perfectly Filthy: It's technically 100% clean — erection is a real construction term — and that's exactly what makes it so devastatingly funny. Boss-Level Art: A fully illustrated rooster construction worker with attitude to spare, this isn't clip art — it's a full character with personality built into every feather. Dual Meaning Gold: Says one thing on paper, means something entirely more chaotic in practice — the perfect storm for reactions wherever you display it. Instant Conversation: People will stop, stare, read it twice, and then either groan or cackle — either way, you win. Worker Pride: A genuine nod to the trades, the builders, the hands-on legends who actually make the world stand up straight. Perfect for: construction workers and tradespeople • gag gifts for coworkers • anyone with a filthy sense of humor • the person who always goes too far and is proud of it Because somebody's gotta build it — might as well be the biggest one in town.

The fabric: Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel that gets better with every wash. Relaxed unisex fit. Available in sizes S–4XL.

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