"Beer Storage Unit" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
"Beer Storage Unit" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Your stomach isn't just a stomach — it's a highly specialized, temperature-regulated facility dedicated to the responsible housing of cold ones. Finally, a shirt that gives your body the technical recognition it deserves.
This bold graphic features a large downward-pointing arrow with the words "Beer Storage Unit" — pointing directly at your gut. It's blunt, it's hilarious, and it tells the world exactly what your priorities are without saying a single word out loud. No apologies. No explanations. Just pure, unapologetic honesty about your relationship with beer.
Why customers love it:
- The arrow placement is comedy gold — it does all the work so you don't have to
- Sparks instant reactions at every cookout, tailgate, and bar within a 50-foot radius
- Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed fabric feels broken in from day one — soft, lived-in, and built to last
- Unisex fit works for every beer enthusiast regardless of storage unit size
- Makes a gift so perfect it feels like cheating — ideal for any beer lover on your list
Perfect for: Tailgates & game day • Backyard BBQs • Beer festivals & brewery tours • Gifting the guy who has everything
Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause strangers to buy you a round. You're welcome.
Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.