"Beer Storage Unit 2" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
"Beer Storage Unit 2" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
You're not just a person — you're a facility. A highly specialized, carefully maintained vessel engineered for one purpose: beer. Why fight the science?
This bold graphic tee features a frothy pint of dark beer merging into a downward arrow, pointing straight at your gut with the blunt announcement: Beer Storage Unit. No apologies. No explanations. Just a man (or woman) who has accepted their calling and printed it on their chest for the world to respect.
Why customers love it:
- Turns your greatest hobby into an official job title
- The arrow does exactly what you think it does — and owns it completely
- Sparks instant recognition from every person at the party who gets it
- Soft, lived-in Comfort Colors fabric that feels as good as the third round
- Makes the perfect gift for the guy who has everything — especially a gut
Perfect for: Brewery tours • Backyard BBQs • Fantasy football draft day • Gift for the beer lover who's done pretending otherwise
Because somewhere between craft IPAs and cold domestics, you stopped being a man and became infrastructure.
Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.