"Because It’s Broke" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
"Because It’s Broke" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The Ultimate Economic Reality Check.
JFK once asked us to look inward, but in 2026, we’re all just looking at the national debt clock with a sense of impending doom. This shirt features a snarky, modern remix of that famous inaugural address, reminding everyone that the reason your country isn't doing much for you lately is that the piggy bank is officially empty.
Featuring a distressed, vintage-style font and a sad, depleted money bag icon, this design is the perfect uniform for anyone tired of "money printer go brrr" economics. Whether you’re attending a local town hall or just want to spark a debate at the post office, this tee delivers a punchy, non-partisan jab at our nation's balance sheet.
Why You Need This:
- Biting Satire: A clever play on a legendary quote that highlights the current economic climate with a healthy dose of sarcasm.
- Punchy Visuals: Bold red and blue typography that pops against dark fabrics, ensuring your fiscal frustration is highly visible.
- Premium Quality: Soft, breathable cotton that feels like a million bucks—which, coincidentally, is about what a loaf of bread might cost soon.
- The Perfect Gift: Ideal for the history buff with a cynical streak, the economics major, or the small business owner who’s had enough.
Don't ask, don't tell, and definitely don't ask for a loan.