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"Barnyard Rooster" Garment-Dyed Hoodie

"Barnyard Rooster" Garment-Dyed Hoodie

Regular price $74.99 USD
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S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 21.00 23.00 25.00 26.50 28.00 29.50
Length, in 27.50 28.50 29.50 30.50 31.50 32.50
Sleeve length from center back, in 31.50 33.50 35.25 36.75 38.25 39.25
You're the one who gets up before everyone else, takes no nonsense, and runs the whole operation while the rest of the world is still hitting snooze. This design was made for you — the one who owns the yard and knows it. A bold, low-poly geometric rooster stands triumphant atop a classic red barn, rendered in a stunning mosaic of deep navy, burnt orange, teal, and golden yellow. Every facet of this bird radiates authority — chest out, comb blazing, gaze locked forward like it already won. It's not just a rooster. It's a manifesto. A declaration that some of us were born to crow and the rest were born to listen. Why people love it: Geometric Fire: The low-poly art style turns a barnyard icon into a striking, almost stained-glass statement piece that commands attention from across the room. King of the Hill: Perched on top of that red barn, this rooster isn't asking permission — it's the whole reason the farm runs at all. Bold Color Story: Navy, teal, orange, and gold pop with serious visual punch, making this design impossible to ignore and easy to love. Big Personality Energy: Built for people who don't shrink, don't apologize, and absolutely do not wait for someone else to call the shots. Timeless Americana: The red barn roots this in classic farm heritage while the modern geometric style keeps it sharp, fresh, and unmistakably cool. Perfect for: early risers and morning people • farmers and homesteaders • people who lead without being asked • anyone who runs their household like a rooster runs a barnyard Because somebody has to wake everybody else up — it might as well be you.

The fabric: Comfort Colors 1567 garment-dyed hoodie — 80/20 cotton-polyester blend, enzyme-washed for a soft broken-in feel from day one. Features a full back graphic print. Available in sizes S–3XL.

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