"Bad Decisions Under the Mistletoe" Garment-Dyed Hoodie

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	21.00	23.00	25.00	26.50	28.00	29.50
Length, in	27.50	28.50	29.50	30.50	31.50	32.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	31.50	33.50	35.25	36.75	38.25	39.25

You are the person who shows up to the holiday party with zero regrets and a very flexible interpretation of tradition. Mistletoe isn't just a plant to you — it's a philosophy. If bad decisions made under festive foliage are wrong, you don't want to be right. This design features two adorably rosy-cheeked reindeer nuzzling nose-to-nose beneath a sprig of mistletoe, surrounded by a flurry of bold lipstick kisses in red and pink. The art is retro-cute with a knowing wink — sweet on the surface, completely unhinged underneath. The message? "I Believe... In Bad Decisions Under the Mistletoe" — a holiday creed for anyone who has ever let the Christmas spirit do a little too much of the talking. Why people love it: Festive Chaos Energy: It's holiday cheer with a smirk — cute enough for the season, honest enough for the people who live it. Lipstick Kiss Storm: The scattered kiss marks floating around those lovestruck reindeer tell the whole story before you even read the words. Retro Cute Aesthetic: Vintage-inspired reindeer illustration with rosy cheeks and flutter lashes gives this design serious charm before the joke even lands. Unapologetic Creed: "I Believe" framed like a declaration of faith — except the gospel here is holiday mischief and zero accountability. Gift-Ready Humor: This is the design that makes someone laugh out loud at the office gift exchange and immediately claim it for themselves. Perfect for: Christmas party regulars • holiday gift swaps • the friend with no filter • anyone who's kissed a stranger at a New Year's party and called it fate Mistletoe didn't invent bad decisions — it just gave them a seasonal excuse.

The fabric: Comfort Colors 1567 garment-dyed hoodie — 80/20 cotton-polyester blend, enzyme-washed for a soft broken-in feel from day one. Features a full back graphic print. Available in sizes S–3XL.