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"Always Cuddle Your Pussy" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee

"Always Cuddle Your Pussy" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee

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S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 27.75 29.75
Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.50 33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in 16.25 17.75 19.00 20.50 21.75 23.25 24.63
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
You're a cat person. Not in the soft, apologetic way — in the full, unapologetic, my-cat-sleeps-on-my-face-and-I-love-it way. This one's for the proud fur parents who think cuddling their cat is basically a personality trait and honestly? It is. This bold, vibrant design features a content, fluffy kitten blissfully melting into a pair of loving human hands — rendered in stunning neon-pop colors of pink, teal, and lime green against a stark black background. The artwork is lush, detailed, and dripping with warmth. Below it, in bright multicolor type, the message is simple and glorious: Always Cuddle Your Pussy. It's a double entendre delivered with a straight face and zero shame — because it's literally just about your cat, and anyone who thinks otherwise is the problem. Why people love it: Neon Pop Art: The psychedelic color palette makes this design impossible to ignore — it's loud, it's gorgeous, and it demands attention. Perfect Innuendo: Technically 100% about cats. Technically. The double meaning is the whole point and it works every single time. Cat Parent Pride: This is a love letter to everyone whose cat is their whole personality — and who wears that title with honor. Conversation Starter: Put this on display anywhere and watch how fast people either laugh, gasp, or immediately want one of their own. Unapologetic Energy: No asterisks, no hedging — just bold art and a bolder message for people who don't do subtle. Perfect for: Cat lovers and crazy cat parents • gag gifts and white elephant exchanges • people with zero filter and great taste • anyone whose cat runs the household Life's too short to skip the cuddles — especially when your pussy is this cute about it.

The fabric: Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel that gets better with every wash. Relaxed unisex fit. Available in sizes S–4XL.

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