"Almost Human" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
"Almost Human" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
You've always suspected it. The stiff smile, the rehearsed handshake, the dead eyes behind the teleprompter grin — something just isn't adding up. This shirt confirms what we've all been thinking but were too polite to say out loud.
This bold graphic tee features a scaly green lizard creature bursting through a human skin suit — complete with brown hair, a dress shirt, and a red tie — frantically trying to zip itself back up while growling "RRGH...!" The tagline says it all: Almost Human. 100% Politician. Whether your congressman is a Democrat, Republican, or some third species entirely, this design captures the universal truth that career politicians are a different breed. A cold-blooded one.
Why customers love it:
- Calls out political phoniness without saying a single word — the lizard does the talking
- Bipartisan savage energy — no party is safe, no incumbent is innocent
- The detail is insane: zipper, tie, human hair, full lizard panic mode — people will stop you to look closer
- Printed on Comfort Colors 1717 — the softest, most lived-in tee you'll reach for on repeat
- Perfect conversation starter (or ender, depending on who asks)
Perfect for: Election season protests • Anti-establishment statements • Political comedy fans • Conspiracy theory enthusiasts • Anyone who's ever sat through a campaign speech
Because somewhere out there, a politician just nervously adjusted their zipper.
Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.