"All Dogs Go to Heaven" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
"All Dogs Go to Heaven" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
You've always known dogs are holier than half the people you've met. Now you've got the theological proof to back it up. This isn't your grandma's Christmas wreath — this is a declaration of faith for people who believe good boys deserve eternal rewards.
Framed in a crown-of-thorns wreath with holly berries, this design features dog skeletons adorned with golden halos, a central skull wearing a crown of thorns with dog ears, and the bold proclamation: "All Dogs Go to Heaven. Jesus' Dog died to save you from your sins." It's dark, it's devotional, it's darkly hilarious — and it will absolutely start a conversation at every holiday party you attend.
Why customers love it:
- Perfectly blends gothic art, religious iconography, and dog worship into one unholy masterpiece
- The crown-of-thorns wreath makes it just seasonal enough to wear all December without apology
- Dog skeleton halos hit different when you've lost a pet — equal parts grief and glory
- The kind of shirt that filters your social circle automatically — the right people will lose it
- Printed on ultra-soft Comfort Colors 1717 — because sacred comfort matters
Perfect for: Dog moms and dads with dark humor • Holiday ugly sweater alternatives • Gothic Christmas gatherings • Gifts for the friend who thinks their dog is a deity
If Jesus had a dog, it absolutely would have died for your sins — and it would have been worth it.
Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.