"Alibi Amber Ales" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
Red / S
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You weren't there. And even if you were, nobody can prove it. For those who've mastered the fine art of plausible deniability — in life, at the bar, or anywhere in between — this tee was made for you. The Alibi Amber Ales graphic features a pair of classic thick-framed glasses resting on a wrinkled, stained napkin — the kind of napkin that's seen things, heard things, and will absolutely never testify. Below it, the bold retro brewery-style lettering reads Alibi Amber Ales — We've Got Your Story. It's equal parts dive bar charm and crime drama energy, sending a clear message: you're the kind of person who always has an exit strategy and a cold beer in hand. Why customers love it: The fake brewery concept is clever, original, and instantly conversation-starting Retro detective-meets-craft-beer aesthetic hits the sweet spot between funny and cool The tagline "We've Got Your Story" lands differently every time someone reads it The stained napkin and glasses detail rewards a second look — there's always more to the joke Wearable whether you're at a craft brewery, a mystery night, or just living your most suspicious life Perfect for: craft beer lovers
• true crime fans
• sarcastic humor enthusiasts
• bar trivia regulars
Everyone needs a good alibi. Now you've got one you can wear.
"Alibi Amber Ales" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
$30.99
Sale price
$30.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The fabric: Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel that gets better with every wash. Relaxed unisex fit. Available in sizes S–4XL.