You never quite bought into the original ten, but these two? These you can get behind. If your personal theology runs less "thou shalt not" and more "thou absolutely shall," Moses just handed down your new life philosophy on a pair of stone tablets.
A gritty, dramatically lit Moses figure stands atop a rocky peak, arms raised high, clutching two ancient stone tablets — except instead of divine law, they read: 1. Get Drunk, and 2. Get Laid. Below him, the proclamation: The 11th and 12th Commandments. The illustration is rendered in a bold graphic style with deep golden tones, heavy linework, and enough gravitas to make you feel like this really was always the plan. It's irreverent, it's deadpan, and it commits fully to the bit.
Why people love it:
Sacred Absurdity: It takes the weight of biblical iconography and drops two very human priorities right on top of it — the juxtaposition is the whole joke.
Artisan Detail: The dramatic shading, stone textures, and epic mountaintop pose treat this ridiculous premise with complete artistic seriousness, and that's exactly what makes it land.
Universal Truth: No denomination required — this commandment speaks to a congregation that spans bars, backyards, and bachelorette parties everywhere.
Conversation Starter: People will stare, double-take, and then laugh out loud — and that's before they've even read commandment two.
Unapologetic Energy: This design doesn't nudge you with its elbow — it climbs a mountain and announces its message to the entire valley below.
Perfect for: Party animals with a sense of humor • Irreverent gift-giving • Bachelor and bachelorette celebrations • Anyone who skipped Sunday school for very good reasons
Thou shalt not take this design too seriously — but thou absolutely shalt put it on display.
