The "Periodic Salt" Tee | Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Yttrium Oxygen
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.75 | 19.75 | 20.75 | 22.75 | 24.75 | 26.75 | 28.75 |
| Length, in | 26.25 | 27.25 | 27.75 | 28.75 | 29.75 | 30.25 | 31.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
A relaxed, boxy tee for those who prefer their scientific curiosity with a side of snark. The oversized cut and dropped shoulders offer a comfortable, effortless silhouette, but the graphic tells a different story.
On the front, a stack of element names—Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, Potassium, Yttrium, Oxygen, and Uranium—is printed in a gritty, distressed grayscale texture. At first glance, it’s a clean, academic aesthetic; at second glance, the chemical symbols reveal a message that’s decidedly less "studious." It’s the perfect gear for when you’re feeling deliberate, slightly cynical, and entirely unimpressed.
Wear it to the lab, a crowded coffee shop, or anywhere you want to make a statement without saying a word. It layers perfectly under a leather jacket or over a thermal, pairing easily with distressed denim or cargo pants for a look that's as edgy as its periodic code.
Product features
- 100% cotton solids (Airlume combed & ring-spun) for a soft, clean hand
- Relaxed, oversized boxy fit with dropped shoulders for easy layering
- Medium-weight fabric (170 g/m²) balances structure and drape
- Durable double-needle stitching at sleeve, neck, and hem
- Tear-away label for itch-free wear; Athletic Heather includes 10% polyester
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean