"The Numbers Are Fine" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
Black / S
$30.99
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You've sat through the meeting. You've seen the spreadsheet. You've nodded along while someone in a polo shirt explained why everything is totally fine. Everything is not totally fine.This design features a line graph doing its best impression of optimism paired with a stack of coins that's seen better days — topped with the coolly detached declaration: The Numbers Are Fine. It's the battle cry of anyone who's ever had to smile through a financial forecast, a quarterly review, or their own bank account. The message is calm. The message is a lie. Everyone knows it. No one is saying it out loud. You are.Why customers love it:Captures that perfect mix of professional composure and quiet financial despairSpeaks fluent corporate-speak while absolutely roasting itThe design is clean and minimalist — the sarcasm does all the heavy liftingInstantly recognizable to anyone who's ever worked in finance, business, or literally had a jobSays everything without saying anything — plausible deniability includedPerfect for: Casual Fridays at the office • Accountants with a sense of humor • Entrepreneurs in denial • Anyone who's checked their 401k latelyThe numbers are fine. The numbers have never been more fine. Please stop asking about the numbers.
"The Numbers Are Fine" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
$30.99
Sale price
$30.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The fabric: Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel that gets better with every wash. Relaxed unisex fit. Available in sizes S–4XL.