"Still Awake Probably" Premium Graphic Tee
Carolina Blue / S
$32.99
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You didn't choose the night owl life — the night owl life chose you, and then kept you up until 3 AM staring at the ceiling. Sleep is a suggestion, coffee is a food group, and "I'll go to bed early tonight" is the funniest joke you've ever told yourself.This retro-styled badge design features a bleary-eyed, hollow-faced figure propping their head up with one hand, dark circles fully committed, looking like they've seen things — mostly just the inside of their own eyelids trying and failing to close. Rendered in warm burnt orange, amber, and cream tones with that vintage patch aesthetic, the design reads "Still Awake, Probably" and caps it off with a car and a coffee cup at the bottom — because if you're upright, you're either driving or caffeinating. Usually both. It's the universal badge of the chronically sleep-deprived, worn with exhausted pride.Why customers love it:The retro badge art style is genuinely eye-catching — ironic for a shirt about not being able to keep your eyes open"Probably" does a lot of heavy lifting — that one word perfectly captures the dissociated uncertainty of severe sleep deprivationThe illustrated character looks like everyone feels at 6 AM on a Monday, making instant connections with anyone who sees itThe car and coffee icons are a subtle but brilliant detail — a love letter to everyone who runs on caffeine and autopilotIt's relatable without being whiny — it owns the exhaustion with attitude instead of complaining about itPerfect for: Night shift workers & nurses • New parents surviving on fumes • College students in finals week • Anyone whose relationship with sleep is "it's complicated"Sleep when you're dead — or just wear this shirt and let everyone know you're working on it.
"Still Awake Probably" Premium Graphic Tee
$32.99
Sale price
$32.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The fabric: Gildan 5000 heavyweight cotton — sturdy build that holds its shape wash after wash. This premium version features a full back print, a left sleeve accent, and a subtle interior neck label — front is left clean for an understated look. Available in sizes S–4XL.